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bigbadbear

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PostSubject: Funny shit at work Funny shit at work EmptySat Aug 21, 2010 10:44 am

Please post anything work related that you think funny. You cant rant about it i guess. But all purely work related.

Today, i received a call from a latino, complaining about his bill being mad high. His satellite bill is $750 just for this month alone.

Customer: Why is my bill $750?

ME: Your bill includes the service for this month and the adult packages that you ordered.

Customer: Cmon, I'm legally blind. i didn't order those porn movies.

ME: These adult showcase were ordered through your remote sir.


Customer: Cmon, I'm legally blind. i didn't order those porn movies.

Cmon, I want you to waive those fees,

Cmon I don't watch t.v.

Cmon,cause i cant barely see.

ME: well, i see here that you also order WWE and the UFC fights.

Customer: Yeah, i ordered those. those are good fight. but those 20 adult package, i have nothing to do with em. Cmon.. affraid

ME: Ok sir but i can only waive 2 of these rented movies. each adult package cost $17.99.

Customer: But im blind, how can i watch those naked girls. specially one titled: BANG THAT BLACk ASS..


seriously wtf



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PostSubject: Re: Funny shit at work Funny shit at work EmptySat Aug 21, 2010 3:55 pm

I think he might have been telling you the truth.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny shit at work Funny shit at work EmptySat Aug 21, 2010 4:13 pm

prolly.

like the call i had before my shift ended.

"I wasnt able to watch the PPV i rented, i ordered it 12:am"

-he called in 3 hours after he ordered it, the porn is good for 3 hours.

T_T





mate sitting next me to had the same call, adult ppv. It was a pakistan.


Pakistan: "I want to order porn, I want the one on channel 490"

then my mate went: "I need to get the code on the tv, press the info button and read the code off of your tv."

AFTER MINUTES..
Pakistan: "Just order me any porn, i want porn now, anything!!" and his voice was shaking

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny shit at work Funny shit at work EmptySun Aug 22, 2010 2:57 am

A guy ordered a Escalope, with "farm" sauce (onion,bacon, tomato pepper and pickled onion)


(In the Netherlands an escalope is made of pork...)

But he asked me if I could leave the bacon out of the sauce, he can't eat pork
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PostSubject: Re: Funny shit at work Funny shit at work EmptySun Aug 22, 2010 3:51 am

I like it when people order shit and then ask to remove the main ingredient.

Can I have a milkshake medium chocolate with banana taste?

Can I have some fries with curry and onions, but instead of the fries an "frikandel"
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