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MCMXCII
McRomanMcNumerals
Posts : 435
Join date : 2010-08-02
Location : Stockholm
 |  Subject: Re: Colours Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:31 pm | |
| - Afronaught wrote:
- It's not so succesfull... it's hard to randomly slap a guy in the face with mydick... I've been trying some techniques but they have all failed...
It seems I need to find a way to do it without drawing too much attention to myself first...
Attempt one:
Failure - People on the street noticed me with no pants on, couldent get the element of surprise.
Attempt 2:
Failure - Used an oversised tenchcoat to avoid being conspicious... didnt work The only guy waring a trenchcoat in 110F temprature is also conspicious and fucking hot... my second attempt I fainted from the heat and had to be rushed to the emergency room
Attempt 3:
Using a short skirt - Failure... Fat guy with a beard in a skirt stands out like a clown in a nunnery.
attempt 4:
Velcro Pants - Failure Pants worked well... but I need to find shorter people to slap in the face with my dick.
Attempt 5:
Failure Used the velcro pants again.... tried it on guys sitting at bus stops... BAD IDEA... Cant escape quick enough and Moving traffic... almost killed myself
Attempt 6:
Failure: Found a short guy... snuck up and attempeted to slap him in the face with my dick... turns out he was the Thai Super Ultra Flyweight Kickboxing champion... Doctor says my right testicle will eventually drop back into my nutsack again.
The solution you're looking for: A KILT!!  |
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Afronaught
Posts : 40
Join date : 2010-08-03
| | Subject: Re: Colours Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:41 pm | |
| Gonna try that and report how it went.. as soon as my right testicle drops |
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freestyler_3
VIP
Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-08-02
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Colours Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:44 pm | |
| How did the doctor know you had one before the incident? |
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Afronaught
Posts : 40
Join date : 2010-08-03
| | Subject: Re: Colours Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:45 pm | |
| - freestyler_3 wrote:
- How did the doctor know you had one before the incident?
He stuck his finger up my bum... I think it was his finger |
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freestyler_3
VIP
Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-08-02
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Colours Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:46 pm | |
| Whilst he was feeling did he hold his hands on your shoulders? |
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Afronaught
Posts : 40
Join date : 2010-08-03
| | Subject: Re: Colours Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:51 pm | |
| Now that you mention it.... Yes he did... BOTH OF THEM.... and he didnt ask me to cough either....
damit...
Now I know why he said "this feels so good"... I thought he was saying that I had a clean bill of health...
AND I thaught it was a little wierd for a doctor to light up a cigarette after the examination. |
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freestyler_3
VIP
Posts : 376
Join date : 2010-08-02
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Colours Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:54 pm | |
| The missing piece of the puzzle has been found.
He must be a really good doctor, being able to diagnose with his dick.
Now is a good time to get checked for STD's... O wait |
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Afronaught
Posts : 40
Join date : 2010-08-03
| | Subject: Re: Colours Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:00 pm | |
| I feel so Violated now.....
no... I dont....
I've got a raging Hardon ... I think I need another Diagnosis |
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Heero Valentine
Administrator
Posts : 640
Join date : 2010-08-02
Age : 32
Location : The Netherlands
| | Subject: Re: Colours Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:23 pm | |
| Hehe...Afro you funny bastard.
You're just about the only person who knows how to make rape sound funny. |
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JooX
Mudkipz leikz U!
Posts : 248
Join date : 2010-08-02
Age : 47
Location : Your moms room
| | Subject: Re: Colours Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:16 pm | |
| Wrong thread.
Modz please move or delete. |
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