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JooX Mudkipz leikz U!
Posts : 248 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 47 Location : Your moms room
| Subject: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:01 pm | |
| Who would you sleep with? Barbara Eden... back in the day. I'd tap that. |
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Heero Valentine Administrator
Posts : 640 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 32 Location : The Netherlands
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:06 pm | |
| - JooX wrote:
- Who would you sleep with?
Barbara Eden... back in the day. I'd tap that. I'd go back 2 hours and then have a threesome with me and my girl. |
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JooX Mudkipz leikz U!
Posts : 248 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 47 Location : Your moms room
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:14 pm | |
| Oh Time Travel. Is there nothing you can't do?
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TGD_02
Posts : 234 Join date : 2010-08-02 Location : Land of 10,000 fakes.
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:24 pm | |
| i'd go back in time and fuck some colonial bitch that just arrived in america that way she gets teh pwnt wen she starts claiming about time traveling rapists |
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JooX Mudkipz leikz U!
Posts : 248 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 47 Location : Your moms room
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:30 pm | |
| lewl
Time Rape and self indulgent three-ways. I'm so proud of you guys. |
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Ed Chigliak
Posts : 20 Join date : 2010-08-12 Location : Cicely, Alaska
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:42 pm | |
| I'd like to bang donna reed circa It's a Wonderful Life. |
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Monty All of your Mudkip are belong to us!
Posts : 149 Join date : 2010-08-12 Location : Perth, Australia
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:49 pm | |
| Barbara Eden- very good call Joox. Hayull yeah... Heero- wouldn't it be better if you sent your girl forward two hours so you could have a threesome with two of her?
Well, if I had to choose one it would be a very close call between Betty Page, Brigitte Bardot and Lucille Ball.
I kid you not- Lucille Ball was pretty damned hot when she was in the Marx Bros' Day at the Races in the late '30s, and she didn't have that Fran Drescheresque whiny voice either.
Mind you they did do some cruel and unusual things to eyebrows in those days...
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Ed Chigliak
Posts : 20 Join date : 2010-08-12 Location : Cicely, Alaska
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:57 pm | |
| I can't attest the veracity of this photo. Lucile Ball was alright looking when she was young, but her personality and voice had me wanting to beat her with a telephone pole. Her and Jerry Lewis were separated at birth and should have been used for chemical testing during the cold war. |
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Monty All of your Mudkip are belong to us!
Posts : 149 Join date : 2010-08-12 Location : Perth, Australia
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:57 pm | |
| - Ed Chigliak wrote:
- I can't attest the veracity of this photo.
Probably shooped, but could well be geniuine. Not that I really care, she was certainly in better shape when she was doing I Dream of Jeannie, and I reckon a cute G rated harem pants outfit is way more provocative than a bit of nipple. - Quote :
- Lucile Ball was alright looking when she was young, but her personality and voice had me wanting to beat her with a telephone pole. Her and Jerry Lewis were separated at birth and should have been used for chemical testing during the cold war.
I'd never considered that link. Long lost twins... hmm... it all makes sense now. I wonder what her comedy routines were like? Probably hard to find...
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Echo Thrower of Puppies
Posts : 48 Join date : 2010-08-03 Location : The North
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:17 pm | |
| my grandma when she turned 15 wait wut? |
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Echo Thrower of Puppies
Posts : 48 Join date : 2010-08-03 Location : The North
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:20 pm | |
| - Monty wrote:
Well, if I had to choose one it would be a very close call between Betty Page, Brigitte Bardot and Lucille Ball.
WINRAR! her and mary tyler moore at the same time... mmmmmm 50s poon |
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Heero Valentine Administrator
Posts : 640 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 32 Location : The Netherlands
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:22 pm | |
| - Echo wrote:
- my grandma when she turned 15
wait wut? No harm there...I saw pictures of my own grandma when she was young...She was fine... |
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Nana Administrator
Posts : 170 Join date : 2010-08-02 Location : In Yo Pants!
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:28 pm | |
| I would go way back.
To a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
and bang Padme like a porn star, go ass to mouth and everything, long before little ani was even old enough to fly in that fucking pod race.
Then, I could return later in time when he was a Sith Lord and ask him how my sloppy seconds were.
bitch
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Echo Thrower of Puppies
Posts : 48 Join date : 2010-08-03 Location : The North
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:34 pm | |
| id go back and bang the virgin mary, so that jesus would be my son, and id be god. and mary would deny it and have no explination because id leave and...
oh wait. thats exactly what happened.
i AM god |
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loadrunner That Old Serpent
Posts : 136 Join date : 2010-08-02 Location : the Netherlands
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:10 am | |
| What if you traveld trough time, and accidently made your grand-grand-grand-grand~.. mother pregnant, like the first bloodline in the year 1050.
This could be a paradox...
mindfuck warning:
You travel back in time, to the year 100, you kill the guy who supposed to be the first man in your family line, getting a girl pregnant.
You won't be there to travel back in time to kill him. becouse you never was born.
So the guy is not to be killed.
this means you were born, and some years later you step in the timemachine to kill the guy...
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Heero Valentine Administrator
Posts : 640 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 32 Location : The Netherlands
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:13 am | |
| I know another one...I'm going to kill the guy who made the first air guitar move and I'll perform one myself. |
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freestyler_3 VIP
Posts : 376 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:27 am | |
| Ill go back in time and kill 7.000.000 Jews and one hot blond chick, before Hitler. |
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loadrunner That Old Serpent
Posts : 136 Join date : 2010-08-02 Location : the Netherlands
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:35 am | |
| What do you do when you meet Einstein when he still is 17 year old.
I would give him the formula E=mc2
And show him a picture of Hiroshima.
What would he do.... |
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freestyler_3 VIP
Posts : 376 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:47 am | |
| He would tell you stuff that will blow your mind.
and he will tell the best preserved secret...how to divide by zero. |
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TGD_02
Posts : 234 Join date : 2010-08-02 Location : Land of 10,000 fakes.
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:49 am | |
| - freestyler_3 wrote:
- Ill go back in time and kill 7.000.000 Jews and one hot blond chick, before Hitler.
yeh i was gon originally gona say band eva braun but uh SS prob all over that kraut |
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freestyler_3 VIP
Posts : 376 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:04 am | |
| I think I am going to kill all 7.000.000 jews by hanging them. |
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loadrunner That Old Serpent
Posts : 136 Join date : 2010-08-02 Location : the Netherlands
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:20 am | |
| - freestyler_3 wrote:
- He would tell you stuff that will blow your mind.
and he will tell the best preserved secret...how to divide by zero. Dividing by zero, is multiplying by infinity |
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Heero Valentine Administrator
Posts : 640 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 32 Location : The Netherlands
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:21 am | |
| - freestyler_3 wrote:
- I think I am going to kill all 7.000.000 jews by hanging them.
Make it a custom that they're Christmas tree ornaments. |
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freestyler_3 VIP
Posts : 376 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:23 am | |
| - loadrunner wrote:
- freestyler_3 wrote:
- He would tell you stuff that will blow your mind.
and he will tell the best preserved secret...how to divide by zero. Dividing by zero, is multiplying by infinity
Tell us where you hiding the time machine NOW! |
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loadrunner That Old Serpent
Posts : 136 Join date : 2010-08-02 Location : the Netherlands
| Subject: Re: If you could travel time... Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:03 am | |
| it works like this.
If you step in a phoneboot, traveling trough time, something goes wrong.
You will travel trough time, but you wil appear at the exact same spot, you left.
This will be nasty, becaoue Earth moves trough space in time, in 6 months our planet is at the other side of the sun... so your phoneboot wil appear in the big void. outer space.
so you need a homing device.
Traveling to the future, wil never show your kids, if you did not make them,. At the moment you travel to future, you wil be missing in the present time.
Changing the past is useless, this because you are the only one knowing about it.
Wes it is easy to travel trough time. microwave is the connection. 4 microwaves in series connected, make a wave, like in water, 4 small divices create a big rip, if the other side opens in the void, we get a big suck. everything around wil be sucked into space.
Thats why you need to start up sequence, the other one in opposite derection. creating a wormhole. it only works if you open them exactly one year later, when the device is at exact position.
When starting up and it fails, vew things can hapen.
1 you died, so never started the second sequence 2 the second sequence in future started a singularity. so everything vanished. 3 breaking the barrier can be fatal, traveling faster then sound gives a big shockwave... so 4 It already happend, and in a far future someone stops you to use it 5 Time does not exist so you cant travel trough time.
0 is a symbol to give a name to something what does not exist, or what is not there.
You can have 0 apples, 0 cars, 0 pencils, and they all have the same value. so multiplying by "0" gives a infinite negative number. dividing 1 by something that does not exist.
If you have 10 apples, and you divide them to 0 people, there are still 10 apples. but no people.
if time does not exist, you don't need a timemachine...
don't need to divide by "0"
remeber that, when you put on your microwave, the same moment, exactly one year later...
That is how that bag of popcorn Vanished, and appeared one year later, by magic.
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